blhak:

Creating a password nowadays: Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin

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cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

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nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

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cophineheadcanxns:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT COSIMA MEETING DELPHINE’S PARENTS, AND SHE’S ALL CHILLED, ALL COOL, NOT EVEN WORRIED, BUT WHEN THEY KNOCK THE DOOR OF THE BIG ASS HOUSE COSIMA STARTS SWEATING AND IS ALL LIKE “NO, NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON’T THINK I NEED TO MEET THEM, MAYBE NEXT YEAR, THE OCEAN LOOKS GREAT TONIGHT, LET’S HAVE A SWIM UNTIL WE GET TO AMERICA” 

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